What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Where the Stock Market Stands Now After a Wild Start to the Year - Bloomberg.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

No, not a chance

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Rory McIlroy had three words for USGA official when asked to speak with media at US Open - Golfmagic

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Sydney Sweeney wears stunning black lace gown for Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos’ post-wedding party - Page Six

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

What are James Potter's flaws?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to