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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:28

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Where the Stock Market Stands Now After a Wild Start to the Year - Bloomberg.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Rory McIlroy had three words for USGA official when asked to speak with media at US Open - Golfmagic
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to